We’re not doctors, therapists, or life coaches — and that’s the point. Human On Call is a place where you can say what you need to say without it spilling into your real life.

All of our sessions happen on Zoom, giving you instant access to a real human you’ll never bump into at work, family gatherings, or the grocery store. Want to vent? We’ll listen. Want to argue? We’ll fight back (politely…ish). Got a question only someone over 40 can answer? We’ve got stories, scars, and VHS tapes ready.

We’re not here to diagnose, fix, or follow up — we’re here to be human, on call, when you need it most.