Arguments
Sometimes you don’t want agreement — you want a sparring partner. We’ll challenge your logic, push back, and keep the debate alive (bonus points if it’s about pineapple on pizza).
Welcome to the Argument Department
5 Minutes
This isn’t just contradiction for the sake of it… well, actually, yes it is. Pick a topic, any topic, and we’ll argue it into the ground until one of us forgets what side we’re on.
An Argument Not Abuse
15 Minutes
Don’t confuse us with the Abuse Office down the hall. This is a proper argument: structured, pointless, and guaranteed to leave you both convinced the other is daft.
The Half Hour Howl
30 Minutes
Thirty glorious minutes of structured bickering. We’ll nitpick, contradict, and chase tangents so ridiculous they’d make a philosophy professor weep. It’s the deluxe package of pointless disputes — because sometimes five minutes simply ...